It's so cold outside I don't just mean the weather You people make me want to Stay inside my house forever But there's no one that I'd rather spend the season with My four-legged ride or die The only one that made my list Don't expect me under your tree This is where I'll be You can find me watching the yule log With whiskey in my egg nog I'm staying home, but I'm not alone This year I'm spending Christmas with my dog Ho-ho-ho-holy shit, you make me sick I think I'll save myself the time I can do without the stress I'm trying not to lose my mind And it's been snowing for About a couple days straight My dog and me, we both agree To stay inside this Christmas day Don't expect me under your tree This is where I'll be You can find me watching the yule log With whiskey in my egg nog I'm staying home, but I'm not alone This year I'm spending Christmas with my dog Don't come down my chimney Unless you bring more PBR Don't call or ring my doorbell I won't hear it over my guitar Clark Griswold, Jack & Sally, Buddy, and John McClane Here with my canine friend No better holiday Don't expect me under your tree This is where I'll be You can find me watching the yule log With whiskey in my egg nog I'm staying home, but I'm not alone This year I'm spending Christmas with my dog Christmas with my dog