The Committee to Ruin Everything Isn't taking cigarette breaks They're eating lunch at their desks these days Come on! They're defiling faster than we can create And I'm gonna forward my resume I'd like to be on the winning side Just this once, just this once I'd like to be on the winning side Just this once The Senior Executive Commission To Render All Things Meaningless Meets Tuesdays and Fridays At the downtown office They're building equity They're building synergies We're on our hands and knees And, oh, we can't compete. They're defiling faster than we can create And I'm gonna forward my resume I'm gonna forget what it felt like To keep losing the good fight I'm gonna get on the winning side I'm gonna get on the winning side (Yeah!) I'm gonna get on the winning side (Yeah!) I'm gonna get on the winning side (Yeah!) I'm gonna get on the winning side