Lazy, you lazy poet, your words are reckless, and I can't feel it But hey, hey, all the boys I have ever loved have been digital I've been a guest, on a screen, or in a book! I move 'em with my thumbs, I move them with my thumbs I write his name in nothing, he whispers to the author That I will be the only one Escape! Escape! This time, for real! We fool around in the service lane He's the only friend I have who doesn't do cocaine And all the boys I have ever loved have been confidential Had a broken home, or a seedy past So I know it's gonna last And move him with your thumbs, I move him with my thumbs He needs, he needs my guidance, he needs, he needs my time Though I am not the only one He swam! To the edge of the wall of the world! Followed my voice, and he cried Master! The answer is maybe... Maybe not... Maybe not... Maybe not! I have goals! Gotta fulfill the seven prophecies! Gotta be a friend to grandmother! Gotta rescue Michael from the White Witch! Gotta find and kill my shadow self Gotta dig up every secret seashell You may have been made for love... But I'm just made.