Congratulations Mr Farts you're getting married! Today is the day I fart down the aisle While family and friends fart, cry and smile My bride is so beautiful, her farts sound like bells They ring and ring oh I love how it smells Welcome to my farty wedding Welcome every guest Where farts are made of kisses Even the wedding dress My friends have farted all the way From all around the world To watch me fart and unite in love With this special girl I'm so nervous, as I say my vowels I am farting so fast The minister says, you can fart with the bride We're to love farts at last Welcome to my farty wedding Welcome every guest Where farts are made of kisses Even the wedding dress