Fuck trains in Italia
Suck my fucking dick
You make me wait
You're always late
Goddamn, son of a bitch
Fuck trains in Italia
Lick my fucking nuts
When a train don't show, it's cash you owe
You goddamn thieving cunts
(Ooh) (ooh) (ooh) (ooh)
Well, I've never met a single fucking soul
Who hasn't been left stranded in the cold
By a train that never came, and next you know
You've missed a flight to San Diego (way to go)
When the ticket man comes around
Gut to his knees and constant frown
Better have your feet glued to the ground
Because if they touch a seat he'll kick you out (serves you right)
And when the cabin smells like piss and shit
And there's cum stains on the seat
There's nothing you can do, so sing it with me
Fuck trains in Italia
Suck my fucking dick
You make me wait
You're always late
Goddamn, son of a bitch
Fuck trains in Italia
Lick my fucking nuts
When a train don't show, it's cash you owe
You goddamn thieving cunts
(Ooh) (ooh) (ooh) (ooh)
God forbid you make a mistake
And buy your ticket for the wrong day
Cause they'll treat you like an inmate
And rub their hands together, make you pay (make you pay)
And when the train breaks down, before the next town
In the 40 degree summer heat
And your close to death from heat stroke
Sing this with me
Yeah
Fuck trains in Italia
Suck my fucking dick
You make me wait
You're always late
Goddamn, son of a bitch
Fuck trains in Italia
Lick my fucking nuts
When a train don't show, it's cash you owe
You goddamn thieving cunts
(All aboard!)
(Hey guys, just ask him a question)
(What? No)
(Yup, thought so)
Fuck trains in Italia
Suck my fucking dick
You make me wait
You're always late
Goddamn, son of a bitch
Fuck trains in Italia
Lick my fucking nuts
When a train don't show, it's cash you owe
You goddamn thieving
Fuck trains in Italia
Suck my fucking dick
You make me wait
You're always late
Goddamn, son of a bitch
Fuck trains in Italia
Lick my fucking nuts
When a train don't show, it's cash you owe
You goddamn thieving cunts
(Ooh) (ooh) (ooh) (ooh)