This is the tale of a girl I once knew Born in Eimsbüttel Her name was Gertrude Queen of the ska scene She liked her boys rude Now dearly departed She left us too soon From Gun Club to Komet She'd paint the town red Tuesdays through Sundays Spent Mondays in bed "No rest for the wicked I'll sleep when I'm dead, and wicked I am." Was the motto she read Now Gertrude's dead and gone But she'll live on in song One drink (One drink) One round (One round) Let's make the ol' girl proud Raise a toast To Gertrude's ghost She's the devil's problem now One shot (One shot) Let's go (Let's go) Let's let the ol' girl know Raise a glass To the best in class Bottoms up for Gertrude's ghost (Hey) (Hey) (Hey) Sometimes you'll catch her at Hafenklang still Creeping out the locals whilst nursing a pils Showing off her spooky Fußball'ing skills Singing "Ghost Town" That'll give you the chills You're probably working how her met her maker By the hand of God or the undertaker Class A narcotics or deathly haymakers The truth is Gertrude slipped and fell Now Gertrude's dead and gone But she'll live on in song One drink (One drink) One round (One round) Let's make the ol' girl proud Raise a toast To Gertrude's ghost She's the devil's problem now One shot (One shot) Let's go (Let's go) Let's let the ol' girl know Raise a glass To the best in class Bottoms up for Gertrude's ghost So the lesson today is a lesson as old as time Live your life today Live your life the way that you like Yeah, the lesson today is a lesson as old as time Live your life today cause tomorrow you could slip and die (La la la) (La la la) (La la la la la la la) (La la la) (La la la) (La la la la la la la) One drink One round Make the ol' girl proud Raise a toast To Gertrude's ghost She's the devil's problem now One shot Let's go Let's let the ol' girl know Raise a glass To the best in class Bottoms up for Gertrude's ghost One drink (One drink) One round (One round) Let's make the ol' girl proud Raise a toast To Gertrude's ghost She's the devil's problem now One shot (One shot) Let's go (Let's go) Let's let the ol' girl know Raise a glass To the best in class Bottoms up for Gertrude's ghost (Ya ya ya ya ya)