I'm best friends with my own front door I just closed it, but it's opening more Then the cops came and they sent me to jail But tomorrow I'm gonna open it again I'm the postman and I've got cool clothes I'm the neighbours and I'm wearing cool shoes And I'm dreaming of a brand-new world And I'm hoping that it comes real soon But I saw a sign, I saw the sign It's a bad, bad sign Said, "It's not gonna happen And it's not what it seems You're not gonna make it And it's not meant to be" Then I just climbed a huge mountain But everyone told me I couldn't do it And I feel real nice 'Cause I got lots of money in my bank account And I walk down the street People throw things at me Like breakfast And strength tests (Oh, this is cool) How much can I bench press? (Oh, I'm very strong) Time to win some awards I'm gonna do everything that you're not supposed to do I'm gonna open to page one And then skip ahead to page two 'Cause I'm hungry and scared And I can't find the truth, so I'm leaving, oh there's my balloon Over the trees, under the bridge and over the town I'm gonna tell you the things that I'm feeling out loud And they changed all the rules and I wrote them all again That's how the game begins Ooh, that's how I get home again