Well he loved the horses and he loved to ride The sound of the spurs, The smell of rawhide He had zero money and a whole lotta pride He was hoping that would be enough You know the first few times that a fellow gets thrown It takes a mighty strong will just to get back on You get a mouth full of dust and you break some bones And you notice that the going gets tough Yeah, welcome to the upside of the ground It'll break your fall like an old ragdoll and toss you all around Well up in the air you better be aware you still gotta come back down Hey welcome to the upside of the ground Well he gave it what he thought was the best he had He was thinking to himself well it wasn't half bad His mama was proud but his daddy looked mad When they came to the rodeo He said son if you're ever gonna amount to anything You gotta work at least as hard as you dream Maybe you got talent but from what I've seen You got a long way to go Hey welcome to the upside of the ground It'll break your fall make a big man small and bounce you all around Up in the air you better be aware that you still gotta come back down Hey welcome to the upside of the ground Well life is a little like a rodeo You can clown around or you can watch the show But if you want to ride friend you need to know Not everybody wins a prize Well now the moral of the story as far as I can tell Is here on earth between heaven and hell Anything worth doing is worth doing well In the morning when you open your eyes Hey welcome to the upside of the ground It'll break your fall this big blue ball will bounce you all around Up in the air you better be aware that you still gotta come back down Hey welcome to the upside of the ground Yeah welcome to the upside of the ground