Today, I blew off a plan with the friends
So I can turn down the blinds
And switch off the light
And flick open the screen of my 2008
Lenovo ThinkPad laptop
That I bought from the store for about 20 bucks
Half the keyboard is missing
And the top left hand's corner of the screen
Is chewed and bitten from the puppies I had
In year eight with mum and dad
And now I'm holding on
To the TV remote
So that I can devote half of my life
To something I know won't hurt me
Because I wanna watch a movie
My therapist says it's a way that I deal with reality
But in actuality, Wes Anderson is my best friend
Tarantino, he is my uncle and Elliot Page in that movie called Juno
And apparently did you know that I'm more emotionally invested
In uber feminine pulp fiction
That's just the picture that I painted for myself
And now I'm holding on
To the TV remote
So that I can devote half of my life
To something I know won't hurt me
Because I wanna watch
And it's eating up my life (ooh, it's eating up my life)
And it's eating up my life (ooh, it's eating up my life)
And it's eating up my life (ooh, it's eating up my life)
And it's eating up my life (ooh, it's eating up my life)
And it's eating up my life (ooh, it's eating up my life)
And it's eating up my life (ooh, it's eating up my life)
And it's eating up my life (ooh, it's eating up my life)
And it's eating up my life
And now I'm holding on
To the TV remote
So that I can devote half of my life
To something I know won't hurt me
Because I wanna watch a movie
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Tomorrow I will blow off a plan with the friends
So I can turn down the blinds
And switch off the lights