I found myself at the liquor store
And I said do you know my name
She said she hasn't got the faintest clue
Am I playing some kind of game?
Oh no, here we go again
You've got me started now
Soon they're gonna know who we are 'cause
Rordo and Diggs are in town
Rordo and Diggs are coming out to a venue nearest you
Shirts are optional but flip flops aren't
'Cause I'll be fucked if I'm wearing shoes
We hope we see you there
Along for the ride
'Cause when Rordo and Diggs are in town
It's always a hell of a night
It wasn't long before we found some cops
And of course we were carrying weed
We told them "not to worry, officers, we got a permit to smoke this green"
They said "Oh yeah, how bout we see it then"
And we knew what we had to do
We took off running down main street and they knew
Rordo and Diggs are coming out to a venue nearest you
Shirts are optional but flip flops aren't
'Cause I'll be fucked if I'm wearing shoes
We hope we see you there
Along for the ride
'Cause when Rordo and Diggs are in town
It's always a hell of a night