Well I don't go to church on sunday Don't get on my knees to pray Don't memorize the books of the bible I got my own special way I know Jesus, he love me Maybe just a little bit more If I fall out on my knees every sunday At Zerelda Lee's candy store Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus Make me feel so good inside Got to be a chocolate Jesus To keep me satisfied Well I don't want no Abba Zabba I don't want no Almond Joy There ain't nothin' better Suitable for this girl Well that the only thing that can pick me up It's better than a cup o' gold See only a chocolate Jesus Can satisfy my soul Oh ♪ When the weather gets rough and it's whiskey in the shade Best to wrap your savior up in cellophane He flows like the big muddy, but that's ok Pour him over ice cream for a nice parfait Well it got to be a chocolate Jesus Good enough for me Got to be a chocolate Jesus Good enough for me Well it got to be a chocolate Jesus Make me feel so good inside Got to be a chocolate Jesus To keep me satisfied