All I want is 50 million dollars And seal silk to protect me from the cold. If I only knew how stocks would go in Wall Street And were living in the mountains built of gold. If I only owned Pennsylvania Railroad And if Tuesday Weld would only be my wife (Oh, Tiny!) If I could only stay sixteen forever Then I'd know that I'd be satisfied with life. All I want is wheatgerm for my breakfast A Champagne fountain sizzling at my feet While Rockefeller waited on the table And Lombardo's band playin' while I eat. If I only owned Western Union cable And if Tuesday Weld would only be my wife (Tiny, I love you!) If I could only stay sixteen forever and ever and ever Then I'd know that I'd be satisfied with life. (Spoken) Hello, my dear friend, Don't run away from all this world, It's a great big beautiful world With fabulous happy faces around Well, I can see this one over here, you lovely thing, Why, it's beautiful, it's clean, and it's calm and it's modern, If I can have them all, why, I'll tell you, I'll tell you Then I'd know that I'd be satisfied with life.