If it all works out in the end is true Then why in the middle am I stuck with you Cheaters are eating up my whole pie I wanted a piece but I'm left here crying How many times can I call in sick, Too slick today to come in – tricked you Hoping I don't lose my job Wait it would be great to lose my job Seems my life is such a failure I just can't figure out I work too hard to be losing Its so hard to be human I know but I just can't figure out Seems we oughta be ruling Guess we're stuck being human Human Paying rent on a rented house My girlfriend says that she's moving out AKA she broke up with me Met somebody on FB Put my foot in my mouth again I only drive a car with the key locked in It's tainted live in a stained shirt Which one of you haven't I hurt Seems my life is such a failure I just can't figure out I work too hard to be losing It's so hard being human I know but I just can't figure out Seems we oughta be ruling Guess we're stuck being human Human Could I just go back Doc brown DeLorean I'm about to have a heart attack Any objections to me pulling the pin My boss gave me the sack Mom let me move back in, Mom please mom please mom I just can't figure out I wirk too hard to be losing It's so hard being human I know but I just can't figure out Seems we oughta be ruling Guess we're stuck being human Human (Repeats until song ends) Human