Called my baby on the phone I told her baby don't go far I'll be over right away In my cozy little compact car When I saw her with a crowd My heart fell like a falling star When he asked them all to come In my cozy little compact car I found it hard to grin As they started to climb in Lucy, Frank and Jim and Mary Sue Oh, Dick and Harry and Leaore And before I closed the door A half a dozen more jammed in there too Started rollin' down the road A-squeakin' like an old guitar What a way to spend a date In my cozy little compact car There wasn't room to sneeze Just elbows, arms and knees As we passed the drugstore on the square And then I thought I'd scream When she saw the football team and said "Come on there's lots of room to spare" My girl was so close it was fun We were like olives in a jar And we go out every night With the whole gang packed in tight In my cozy little compact car.