Went to the fortune teller To have my fortune read I didn't know what to tell her The dizzy feeling in my head She took a look at my palm She said son ain't it kind of warm Looked into a crystal ball Said you're in love I said how could that be so With all the girls I know She said when the next one arrives You'll be looking into her eyes I left there in a hurry Woke to a big suprise The next thing I discovered the fortune teller told me a lie Hurried back down to that women As mad as I could be Said didn't see nobody Why she make a fool out of me Then, something struck me As if it came from up above By looking at the fortune teller I fell in love Now, I'm a happy fellow Married to the fortune teller We're happy as can be I get my fortunes now for free (On the house)