Pick your religion, It's your decision But please don't turn your kids into this bullshit Tell em it's real fun Do you think that they're dumb? I loathe the future of us Cuz vacation's meant for television And ding dong ditchin Vacation's meant for tellin people like you To fuck off With the sound of kids snoring, Face it, teach, you're boring And all you little heathens will repent after class Fairy tales they teach us Punish us with jesus Psalms 16, blow it out your ass It's time for the kids to stand up and say "A boring life is yours to play, Cos vacation bible skool's not for me" It's time for the kids to get off their knees Fuck their prayers and hear their pleas Cos vacation bible skool's not for me Yes jesus loves me, my bible tells me so.