I wanna be part of the in crowd and part of their rules I wanna be part of something i'm not With my nose in the air, i'll make you lick up my snot It's so exclusive, my new name is heather You thought it was just in high school, but we're everywhere You can't take away our power, why don't you comb your hair Why don't you get out of here, out of our frat party If you're not one of us, you should be sorry I wanna go to college just to be in alpha tri lam On biffords forehead, i can crush a beer can "Oh my god, it'll be so choice!" Just get me on the guest list cuz i'm down with you I've got lots of money so get me some free cd's too When i'm around you i should be politically correct When i'm around them i should be the direct opposite