Did I hear that right, well I'm not sure
They seem nice but who exactly was that coming through the door
I don't mind them being into their own thing but how do I say
That's not for me at least not yet
Boy I sure can pick em, already our fourth date
Hasn't stood me up once, doesn't show up late
At the coffee counter talking and it turns blue
What gives you the vapors, baby what are you into
They whisper to me one thing that can bring them to their knees
It's the sound of someone stirring a bowl of mac and cheese
Did I hear that right, well I'm not sure
They seem nice but who exactly was that coming through the door
I don't mind them being into their own thing but how do I say
That's not for me at least not yet
(Oh no, not yet)
Now we're back at my place, thought we'd play a game
Pull out my collection, now which one will they name
Points a finger at Twister says baby you oughta know
That game really gets me going much more than your average Joe
I gasp and ask is there anything else that gets you rigid as a post
Say, well maybe just one thing and that's
Getting railed by twenty ghosts
Did I hear that right, well I'm not sure
They seem nice but who exactly was that coming through the door
I don't mind them being into their own thing but how do I say
That's not for me at least not yet
(Give me one now)
Oh what are the chances the two of us would meet
Can't they like something common like tentacles or double-Ds
And now I got them worried, do I need them to change
Will this be our undoing, is their spookly kink too strange
Well maybe I'm not quite prepared for ghosts and ghouls just yet
But put on that macaroni honey and maybe you'll get me wet
Did I hear that right, well I'm not sure
They seem nice but who exactly was that coming through the door
I don't mind them being into their own thing but how do I say
That's not for me at least not yet