Call me the Squire, 'cos that's what I am A high flying flier, a high flying man Like a seagull on the wing, heading for the sun I swear I mean no harm, to you or anyone. But the man who knocks upon my door ain't smiling He's the law and Lord he's so reconciling To a brain who walks along a one way lane A Property and wealth is what's required So call me the Squire Call me the Squire, and take off your hat Don't call me no liar, 'til you've called yourself that You know I've hopped along the road, from the dole queue to the top It's a fool who says he knows, what is real and what is not But the man who knocks upon my door ain't smiling He's the law and Lord he's so reconciling To a brain who walks along a one way lane A Property and wealth is what's required So call me the Squire Call me the Squire