Yo bro I been to the club right So I see this guy come in you know alpha male shit Goes to this bar like four five chics Picks out one of them and he takes her straight to the bar Buys her a drink And the right after the chic takes the drink she She goes back to the friends And this guy is like yo Where's my return on investment Lord these dudes don't dance for free Gotta return return return return Return on investment return on investment Lord these dudes don't dance for free Gotta return return return return Return on investment return on investment Oh Yee Went out with this girl we ordered cappuccino Took her out cause she's fly El Niño Hoping to ever get that happy ending after And after she left with a couple of friends man That was date number one for these girls That I date off these sites like tinder Man I don't fuck with them I decided to hit the club where my boy So i called up my litty g Say Ezzy where you at we gotta hit the club You know the same spot where we getting the broads Kick it to the end till we hit it at the end Saw this girl grinding I meant as well go down boogie with the hoochie till I hit her coochie Then we start dancing step it to the next level What she does Sips on my drink and says Honey please you know I gotta go Lord I don't trust these hoes Lord these dudes don't for free Gotta return return return return Return on investment return on investment Lord these dudes don't dance for free Gotta return return return return Return on investment return on investment I took the red pill Fuck the nice guy I'm in the club like I'm the man now You niggas be tripping So when you see me better you girl to get on rally Run run run like she on DMC When you see me doing the Diddy pop in Bilbao I be with my players We be popping bottles So when we get in through the exit door you know it The thing go down The thing go down We be doing a lot we pop champagne That's why we invest in the game and get the return At the end of the night we be doing what we gotta do Girl I wanna meet you on your terms Since I gotta a lot to learn Tell me what you like Tell me what you like ouuuu I wanna know more than just your name Can you help me up my game Tell me what you like Tell me what you like Ouuuu Girl all I need is just some tips On how to start relationships Ouuu Yee I just wanna make you smile And do that style Ahaaa Ouuuu Lord these dudes don't dance for free Gotta return return return return Return on investment return on investment Lord these dudes don't dance for free Gotta return return return return Return on investment return on investment