When you wear that sequin red dress, baby
You send me to cloud nine
Meanwhile you don those lace tights just to thrill me
I can't believe you're mine
You're realistically cheesy
And so amazingly sleazy when you squeeze me
And you do what it takes to please me
When you pierce those brown dark eyes into me
I nigh on hit the floor
Those sultry huge hips swiveling all around me
I'm like an open door
You're realistically cheesy
And so deliciously sleazy when you squeeze me
And you do what's required to please me
Mr. Beardsley
Yeah, you do what is needed to please me
When you squeeze me
Ever so cheesy
Astoundlingly sleazy
You're realistically cheesy
And so remarkably sleazy when you squeeze me
And I do really love you when you squeeze me
Mr. Beardsley
Yeah, I do really love you
Mr. Beardsley, you're so sleazy
Mr. Beardsley...