I was 6-years old In kindergarden when my parents got divorced It was the first time i hear the 'C' word Standing there on the porch Then we all went back inside We turn the radio way up high We hoping for some better times Kurt Kobain said whatever nevermind we were listening to I was 10-years old and I woke up for school and I made my bed Around the time Billy Korgain woar silver pants and he shaved his head Then I heard them yell downstairs 'Not another morning with a fight down there!' I turn my radio up all the way And Billy said today is the greatest day I think its safe to say Alternative Radio... I was 12 with a weazel shirt And a girlfriend we were in love I mean we never spoke to one another But we wrote each other notes and stuff (We didn't fuck) After school She handed me one It said 'were done' and it broke my world On the school bus I heard a weazel song and it said 'God damn who had japanese girls' She wasn't japanese but still 15 years old getting drunk at my homeboy's ZackB (ZackB) We were quite fucked up on absulote vodka and we listened To the Pixes (ZackB) And later on I was vomitting That's when his mom walked in (Oh shit!) I got grounded for quite a long time I would do a little hungover Where's my mind but the Alternative Radio(Saved my) ... I was 24 years old When I had the offspring of my own I miss her when I'm out on tour Singing interstate love songs so I called home on the phone She says 'I miss you too' I said loven is what I got I said 'Remember that' Its a bitter sweet sympthony When you think of me But in a few days and I'll be back And we can listen to Alternative Radio (Saved My) ... I never quit getting lit like my own Worse enemy Eddie Verdery till I'm 70 (Saved My life) Now I'm an ageing fool I played in school But raging tool made me cool to save my.