I'm trying to be positive And I'm failing Hi, question How the hell'd I get here? Counting calories on the boxes In the frozen pizza aisle And thoroughly hating myself Cause a little while back Maybe in November I think I got fat All I can remember Is seeing myself in a mirror And feeling profoundly sad So maybe if I drop a few pounds It will fix all of that Stay positive And everything will work out like it should Stick to the plan Find something to believe in And believe in it 'til your dead And that's how it ends I was in a Wal-Mart the other day Buying Cheez-Its and a tire and a new duvet When a man let out a superfluous sigh "Why does everything cost more?" He said with great lament And when I mentioned trade wars He glossed over it And blamed it on immigrants I fell speechless and yeah, I was mad He walked away And that was that Stay positive And everything will work out like it should Stick to the plan Find someone you believe in Hope you go before they do You do what you can I'm just wondering If a good head space Is all it takes Just tell yourself an itty bitty lie What if it doesn't work? What if losing weight won't stop self hate And some people just need To fuck off and die? Stay positive