All of my friends They gave up and got married Life for them seems good enough, I guess They sit around Talking 'bout their stupid babies And I don't know Why they never text me back (what!) What the hell? What the hell? What the hell? Oh well Oh well Oh well All of my friends They gave up and got real jobs Life for them is a 9 to 5 pay check They go to work and Eat cake in the break room Then they act Like they don't know How they got fat (whoops) All of my friends All of my friends All of my friends All of my friends They don't like me anymore (no) Is it me? Is it me? Is it me? Maybe Maybe Maybe but All of my friends Went and moved out To the suburbs Life for them is a White picket fence They pay their dues to the HOA Committee And when the neighbors play the drums They get upset All of my friends All of my friends All of my friends All of my friends They don't like me anymore (why?) All of my friends All of my friends All of my friends All of my friends They don't like me anymore All my friends Have come and gone Trickled off Seems like all that's left is me They keep changing like tides at sea I try to breathe I need to fight the slipstream But all my friends Aren't who they used to be