Boy I'm an assholeholic
I only love you, if you're an asshole
I only need you, if you're an asshole
Then you're all mine
I been down this road, way too many times, met you at a party
Hit you like a tidal wave, baby you were swept away
Straight into the sun barrel of a gun yeah
I saw the signs red flags waving high
Oh yeah
I know you need me madly, that's why I feel so badly
See you standing there, strong and sweet
I know this shit hurts, loving me
I know this shit hurts, loving me
But boy I'm an assholeholic
I only love you, if you're an asshole
I only need you, if you're an asshole
Then you're all mine
Yeah, boy I'm an assholeholic
If you give me good love (hu-hu)
If you give me real love (hu-hu)
Then I'm saying goodbye
I don't wanna die, waste away my life, yeah I know that I'm
So a dick ted
This ain't heroine, no amphetamine, no hallucinogen, no coccaine
Every little scrap, eat it like a rat
Yeah I pay the price, therapy be like
Is it really everything you wanted?
I used to dream, when I was young
I'd be with somebody so kind and strong
I used to wish, on these stars
He'd come and light up my life from the dark
And now he's finally here
I been acting weird, texting with my ex, underneath the bed
Why am I such a dick? Maybe this is it
My only shot at real hap-penis
But boy I'm an assholeholic
I only love you, if you're an asshole
I only need you, if you're an asshole
Then you're all mine
Yeah, boy I'm an assholeholic
If you give me good love (some good love)
If you give me real love (if you give me some real love)
Then I'm saying goodbye (wu-u-u-u-u-u-u-uh, saying goodbye)
I'm an assholeholic
I'm saying goodbye, if you're an asshole (wu-u-u-uh)
If you're an asshole
And I'm saying goodbye