If you ever get to Calcutta say hello if you notice me near
I might as well go to Calcutta 'cause
You certainly don't need me around here
I may look you up in Calcutta
Lost me at the bazaar
I'll be doing an act with a snake
The next time we meet I'll be wearing a sheet
Cause here you won't give me a break
So long baby
I packed up all of my junk
But the next time you see me
I'll be riding on an elephant's trunk
Won't you look for me in Calcutta
And I'll wave as I climb up my road
You know in your turban
You won't look suburban
At least I won't feel like a dope
You're gonna chase me off to Calcutta
Unless you tell me you love me, I hope
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In Brazil hey baby you bug me
When you make such a play for that chick
(She was showing me the summer)
In Spain, when your arms could've hugged me
You're were teaching some flusie a trick
(I was showing her the two-step)
In Monterey you were fickled (Haven't moved)
On that slow boat to China too fast
Well how about me on the isle of Capri
When you thought of me seldom at last
What oh baby
What's say let's call it a truce
Let's both fly to India
I been acting like a silly mongoose
We could both make up in Calcutta
We could kiss as we climb up the road
We'll start a new tango
Beneath an old mango
While watching rhinoceros lope
Our next report will come from Calcutta
Unless you tell me you love me I hope
Unless you tell me you love me I hope