Big belly, slim smile One eyebrow, one eye Yeah She's only sixteen But already a boozer Give her a vaccine and she's already a user They don't know what to do about her A demon made her a full time loser She can't sing She can't cry She can't swim She won't die She won't fit an ordinary cruiser You'd need a widescreen to even get to see her They don't know what to do about her A demon made her a full time... Loser She tried to make some sense of it all But all she found was a catastrophic ooh-la-la A catastrophic ooh... La-la-la...