When you're feeling sad and blue, When it's like the whole world hates you, Strap on your dancing shoes. The Country pub awaits you. Buy a bear for all your friends, Your enemies as well. Turn that frown right upside down At The Grand Union Hotel! (Insturamental) (Inaudible) And jim is falling over, Mary's arguing with a chair, And Jerry's also falling over. He's, trying to make it to the bar And it's not going well. But there's a smile on every face, At The Grand Union Hotel!