You like to seem real smart You like to take things apart You like to speak And when you speak you get to speaking in metaphors Oh my You like to work yourself out You like to hear yourself talk Talk, talk, talk, talk You like to kick it around You like to make yourself laugh You like to seem real dark You like to tear things apart You like to speak And when you speak you get to speaking in hyperbole Oh my You're a real gone brooder A stick-to-your-mooder You like to bum Bum, bum, bum, bum people out Well if Dale was you, you'd cop to it all You'd come clean, admit you've been fucking around Well if Dale was you, you'd say 'have a nice life' You'd get done all that you've been talking about Your adult life Well if Dale was you, you'd cop to it all You'd come clean, admit you've been fucking around Well if Dale was you, you'd say 'have a nice life' You'd get done all that you've been talking about Your adult life