Join the Paddy crew! We beat up all the fly rats All you gotta do is Kidnap pretty sirens! Go on, footman Join the tribe, come on board! Fear no, cabin-guy Clean and shine your saber! All you have to try Misdeed's nasty flavour! Hold on, you moron But first mop the floor! We take you to heaven as Sailin' cross the seven seas Where plants turns to naked girls Choose one and take it On trees there grow Rum Jars A gulp can heal your scars The pub pays for sink in the beer So let's drinkin' and singin' this song Oh, me bully boys, Haul up the pennant quickly! Make hell of a noise! Make the lassies hear: We're comin', knockin' At the hell's kitchen's door