Your voice is shot, your ears are ringin' Now you're up there singin' about some days long gone You don't feel so hot (so hot), don't feel too inspired Nah ya just feel tired, and sick of everything before it even starts Welcome to adult life honey Why don't ya settle in - make yourself right at home Cuz this is where you're at now buddy Your desk is over there, let's get your paperwork done Adult life, adult life Your friends moved out (moved out), far away from the city So they can go and have their baby And find a home they can own It's like a joke you already know Waiting for the at punch line It gets a little less funny each time, especially when it's on you This is called adult life baby This wine in your glass instead of milwaukee's best This is 401k and weekend getaways It's cleanin' up the past - wash your dreams down the drain Adult life, adult life This is what you work for darlin' Best sellin' novels in bed next to your sweet newly-wed This is is shopping malls on the weekends It's taking out loans just to pay off the debt Adult life, adult life This is what you work for dalin', well isn't it? So there ya are, strummin' guitar In some shit-hole bar Waiting for last call, to get your twenty dollars from the door This is your adult life darlin' I'll see ya back at work in the morning Please rest those tired eyes tonite Please rest those tired eyes tonite Please rest those tired eyes tonite Please rest those tired eyes tonite