I thought I liked playing Fortnite
But they ruined the game
All these updates are gay
It was the game
That was my most favourite game
They changed and now it sucks
Epic Games is a bunch of cucks
First zombies, now there's bottle rockets
It went from good to gay
Apex has stole the fame
How can I keep on playing a game that plays this bad?
Epic, please fix your game
It's getting super lame
Listen, Fortnite
Yeah, your game is super trash
Yeah, your game, it smells like ass
Yeah, your game is super trash
(Here's what you can do to make your game less trash)
Start by buffing bottle rockets
They're super duper bad
They make me super mad
Maybe remove the guns on planes, they're so OP
The game is based on luck
Everything is RNG
Planes always smash right through my building
They always knock me off
The planes can just frick off
Those zip-lines always glitch me out and make me die
Epic, please fix your game
It's getting super lame
Listen, Fortnite
Your game is super trash
Yeah, your game is super ass (No, it smells like ass)
Yeah, your game is super trash
Here's what you can-
Wait, 7.40 balance adjustments?
Fortnite community
Planes will no longer be able to smash through structures?
Zip line, fall damage, Rocket l-
Oh my God
Yeah, Fortnite fixed their game
Yeah, they made it way less gay
Hell yeah, Fortnite fixed their game
They made it a lot better now
(At least they didn't touch the Chug Jug)
(Also, I'm just kidding, Fortnite is still poo-poo)