(Un, deux, trois) I should read more poetry And I should read more novels And if I did, would you believe I was Aristotle? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I'm platonic for you 'Cause I would start to smarten up And pour my thoughts into a cup And just to feel you make a sound I would start to drink it down But I don't read too much It took me by surprise The first time I could realise That if I dripped one more drop Instantly my heart would stop All I wanna do is call And hear you laugh now, baby, that's all Cozy up and watch tv Maybe if I'm lucky, a cup of tea I know it's against the rules Calling you would be too cruel You're the jester and I'm the fool Baby, I'll see you when we're done with school And seven years from Saturday We'll have lunch down at the 'Frisco Bay Maybe we'll get married and maybe we'll not But it doesn't really matter 'cause we gave it a shot We'll have beautiful kids with messy bibs You can be the breadwinner, I'll bread the ribs Everyone will be happy I, for one, will be happy Sweetness on the tip of your lips I wish I could taste it right now I should read more poetry I should read more novels To fix my heart