Bet you thought that pink's my favorite color When you bought me that "hump day" bumper sticker John didn't know Wednesday was gonna be so slow But Mr. Steinbeck don't you know I'm the ticket to that "Sweet Thursday" you wrote I got Middle child syndrome They got it right on the Addams show You'll think it's easy To play the part everybody's woe But I'll burn your ashes Right after you fill out your taxes Don't you know that Wednesdays do the most Bet you forgot how to spell my first name Doesn't matter when your favorite day is Thursday I'll never be The day you idolise every week But Mr. Steinbeck will never know I'm not the reason all his weekdays feel so slow I got Middle child syndrome They got it right on the Addams show You'll think it's easy To play the part everybody's woe But I'll burn your ashes Right after you fill out your taxes Don't you know that Wednesday's do the most I know it's not my top priority To make your weekdays live in harmony But john you just can't blame a weekday Just to feel sane I got Middle child syndrome They got it right on the Addams show You'll think it's easy To play the part everybody's woe But I'll burn your ashes Right after you fill out your taxes Don't you know that Wednesday's do the most