Well I was strutin' by a hoochie bar on James' street
Tryin' hard to dodge the doo doo in my path
When I heard footsteps me in the same beat
And some joker went and grabed my ass
I spun around and said
"Listen, you may be a charming fella,
But you're just cruisin' for a bruisin' just the same"
Then I hit him on the head with my umbrella
But instead of saying ouch he just smiled in pain
He said "Oh oh ah ha
Do it again, pretty mama
First let me thank you for letting me spank you
My credo and my ism is a Sedo-Masichism."
I said "Now listen, Honey, you must be mistaken
I mean I'm sure I never saw your face before
And besides this blushing bride's already taken
But he got down on his knees and begged for more
He said "Oh oh ah ha
Do it again, pretty mama
We'll commit nameless sins
You can stick me with pins
You can desert me but not 'til you hurt me
Now I tell you I have had my share of snide talk
But this kid was really acting kinda weird
And I would have left him kneeling on the sidewalk
But something in his eyes looked so sincere
He said "Oh oh ah ha
Do it again, pretty mama
We'll buy ice cream
I'll let you treat me
We'll play perquacky
I'll let you beat me
Now please don't think I'm just a shameless hussie
But I would love to share the joys that I have found.
And if you're still wondering, "doesn't he or does he?"
Well, I just love to be gagged and bound. you see,
Oh, oh aha. do it again, pretty mama.
I'll be the baby. you be the mummy.
You can tap dance on my tummy.
'Cause me credo and my ism is sado-masochism.
Yes, my credo and my ism is sado-masochism. ah-oo.