What the fuck I cut my pretty boy hair What does that make me I'll probably die in LA I miss the sound of my phone Hate the tone of your voice The neighbors dog won't stop talking to me Give me a new years kiss Singing in the rain Talking like an atheist In the information age I don't wanna be the only one Taking shots from a plastic water gun I don't wanna be the only one Taking shots from a plastic water gun I don't wanna be the only one Taking shots from a plastic water gun I don't wanna be the only one Taking shots from a plastic water gun I'll get a brand new job One with a 401k Just give me something that pays I'll lease the Honda accord I hear the mileage is great It's time I go with the grain I doubt that I'll be missed I've got nothing left to gain Talking like a masochist Cause I know I like the pain I don't wanna be the only one Taking shots from a plastic water gun I don't wanna be the only one Taking shots from a plastic water gun I wanna get drunk daddy Drive me down to Santa FE I got my teeth stain baby from red wine and cigarettes I get high every morning and listening to Sugar Ray I get you're too cool honey but that's just not that interesting To me, to me Give me a Christmas list I don't care what it is Talking like an anarchist Everytime the cubs don't win I don't wanna be the only one Taking shots from a plastic water gun I don't wanna be the only one Taking shots from a plastic water gun I don't wanna be the only one Taking shots from a plastic water gun I don't wanna be the only one Taking shots from a plastic water gun