Vape tricks, vape tricks
Come check out my vape tricks
You don't like these vape tricks?
Get out of my face, trick
Vape tricks, vape tricks
Come check out my vape tricks
You don't like these vape tricks?
Get out of my face
Check out my vape tricks (woo!)
Cool like the Matrix
Tight like a facelift
Get high like a spaceship
Blow it down on the table
Spin it 'round and I'm able
To take a cloud of puffy water
Turn it into tornadoes
No vape? You suck, boy
No tricks? No luck, boy
I vape, therefore I am
A fu-fu-fu-nice boy
Got a vape charged
And we're ready to blow
Record it vertically all up in my phone
Now, let's go
Vape trick one: the vape trick gun
Smoke comin' out of my fingers, how fun
Trick number two, it can't be beat
Vape rings, vape rings, how neat
Exhale vape, breathe it back in (woo!)
Blow it out my nose, vape dragon
I can part the vape cloud just like Moses
I can vape you in sixteen poses
I can do tricks that'll blow your brain
I can do tricks that are so insane
I can do a trick that'll make my dad come back
Can you teach me that?
I'm the best vaper, man, no replacement
Vapin' all day in my mama's basement
Sittin' at the table with my brother Jason
Adjacent to me, man, we the best, just face it
Can you do a trick that'll show me any affection?
And can you do a trick that'll give my life direction?
I can do a trick that'll make the sadness seem to fade away
For only a second
For just a second
Vape tricks, vape tricks
Come check out my vape tricks
You don't like these vape tricks?
Get out of my face, trick
Vape tricks, vape tricks
Come check out my vape tricks
You don't like these vape tricks?
Get out of my face
(Aha!)