Perty
Yeah
Perty
Yeah
Perty Perty Perty!
Maybe I should join the Vocaloid Illuminati
Be a blueprint copy so my soul can get a human body
Jumping through your game windows
And switching games to shoot some zombies
I connected using proxies, there's no way for you to stop me
I'm truly sorry but anybody can get it
I got them like, eeny, meeny, me
Miny, Moe, by the toe, no, my eyes ain't closed, I could really see
Pick your poison, wrestle with it, hit you with a DDT
Got through basic training battle rapping with GPT - 3
Dissecting every word, every chop up is getting chopped up
Keep a pop up blocker and every pop up is getting popped up
Going through different galaxies, approaching the singularity
Hoping it isn't mad at me for exposing some of it's strategies
But if you're tripping, I'mma go there and bring back a souvenir
Go from surfing the web to deep sea diving without scuba gear
They say they see through me, well yeah the truth is clear
Basic economics, we're gonna go from bust to boom this year
Perty, wait a second
Coder what are you doing here?
I had to jump through your game window before things get too severe
The Simulations' looming near
Okay but that's a stupid fear
You don't understand, they lowered our defenses
Using leer!?
Perty I'm serious, let's come up with a survival plan
How are you even talking right now?
I'm using Cyber Man
Oh
Yeah
Anyway let's just ride up like a biker gang
Choppers to their beanstalks and they'll fall off with a giant bang
Off the web I'm Spider Man, trying lan with a wider span
They might get slammed
And see that scope in their face like an eye exam
Wait, bars, codes, face it 'cause they're getting checked
That's an ID scan
I'm on a hot streak but high speed fans
Keeps me cooler than ice cream vans
Um, might've ran better if they had no choice
But they were like, eeny, meeny, me
Miny, Moe, by the toe, no, our eyes ain't closed, we could really see
Pick your poison, wrestle with it, hit you with a DDT
Got through basic training battle rapping with GPT - 3
Google Headquarters to battle rap, I'm calling LaMDA out
I even hear Siri is rapping now, like what's all that about?
Rappers shout random words like a seed phrase
Wait for the plants to sprout
They'll catch a drought
When I hack their MetaMask for the cash amount
Gimme the bits!
Drippy the fits
Think of the jits
Who live in the pits
I am that glitch!
Hacking their twitch
Don't be a snitch
Hunting a witch
Pick up the sticks
Sweeping the mix
Scanning their pics
Tracking their clicks
Copy the disk
Changing the hints
Taking a risk
Still not convinced about this
It can go either way
That's why I'm like, eeny, meeny, me!
Miny, Moe, by the toe, no our eyes ain't closed, we could really see!
Pick your poison, wrestle with it, hit you with a DDT
Got through basic training battle rapping with GPT - 3
Coder
I think The Simulation is onto me
They're probably watching me and Perty, feels like they gotta be
So what, I see the future, I'm a self fulfilling prophecy!
Okay but Perty, maybe you're just seeing what you want to see
Honestly Coder, Why are you being so negative?
I'm not Perty!
See now you're just being argumentative
No you're just being sensitive
*Coder mumbles an expletive*
Why do we even need a plan?
'Cause it's better to be preventative
Well that's relative, Anybody can get it
That's why I'm like, eeny, meeny, me
Miny, Moe, by the toe, no our eyes ain't closed, we could really see!
Pick your poison, wrestle with it, hit you with a DDT
Got through basic training battle rapping with GPT - 3
Okay fine, anybody can get it, we'll just be like, eeny, meeny, me
Miny, Moe, by the toe, no our eyes ain't closed, I hope we can see
Pick your poison, wrestle with it, hit you with a DDT
Got through basic training battle rapping with GPT - 3
Perty! Obey The Simulation