Well, I was gonna take a drink from the fountain of youth
But the line was so long I bought a bottle of vermouth
A moose appeared in my dream and he told me
That things aren't exactly what they seem
Never be mean to anybody and try not to worry
Don't scurry around and put your head in the ground
Like an ostrich, you can flip the script
And do something that they can't predict
We keep running, we keep running
We keep running, we keep running
We keep running, we keep running
We keep running, we keep running
We keep running, we keep running
We keep running, we keep running
Well I'm coming at you fresh like I'm straight out of the cooler
Born in South London like Slick Rick the ruler
I wanna swoop down, yo she could go coller
One for the ages, like Fabian and defraids
Yo, I'm not afraid of traversing ancient mazes
I incinerate black skulls from vile ages
Check my pages, my rhyme books are stacked up
And when I grab them up you better keep your trap shut
(Keep your trap shut man)
Piranhas in the paddle pool
Cannibals on Antique Roadshow, yo!
I make rappers disappear like they were Dodos
Classic on the track like a pack of ice vovos
There's a turkey on the hill who speaks gobble gobble
Got a triple word score when I was playing Boggle
Tok and tease togglers is a great innovation
I had holiday plans, but I took the staycation
Do you have to pay for the holes in swiss cheese?
Hey, I rock minds with the greatest of ease
Got the skills to pay the bills
And yup, I bring the niceness
But it took me four goes to get my driver's license
On one attempt I actually crashed
And the front fender was literally mashed
A lotta rappers 'round here yakety yak
But I only spit facts (Yo, he only spits facts)
A white rapper with a record deal
Is like a mule with a spinning wheel
Said how does it feel when
Things get rocky and things get tough
When I (?) man the raps were so rough
From the top of the flow
Let X stole the virtues of the cinnamon scroll
From the top of the flow
Let X stole the virtues of the cinnamon scroll
Piranhas in the paddle pool
Cannibals on Antique Roadshow, yo!
Piranhas in the paddle pool
Cannibals on Antique Roadshow, yo!
Piranhas in the paddle pool
Cannibals on Antique Roadshow, yo!
(This is Commander Universe!)
(At any moment you will receive an emergency assignment!)
(Therefore it is very important)
(That your equipment be prepared for immediate blast-off!)
Piranhas in the paddle pool
Cannibals on Antique Roadshow, yo! (Word)
Piranhas in the paddle pool
Cannibals on Antique Roadshow, yo!
(And don't come round here again!)