You trade the old one in For a brand new ride that the old one had never been Yeah, it's a financial win With a milage plan so handsome it's a sin Come on in You can go pretend The crusher will spare your old and trusty friend It's a deal Sign on the dotted line Welcome to the first day of the rest of your perfect life Get it on The belief you are Entitled to all of the means to go far Well that's how flags and balloons sell cars Say good bye to black clouds That followed you on nights out on the town Goodbye No disconcerting sound Of the engine that you ran into the ground No no no no No more second thoughts You are somebody now who gets everything they want Give it up, up Up on top of the world In a vehicle that you feel like you deserve Life's a peach The belief you are Entitled to all of the means to go far Well that's how flags and balloons sell cars That's how flags and balloons sell cars Oh You trade the old one in For a brand new ride that the old one had never been Yeah, it's a financial win With a milage plan so handsome it's a sin Come on in The belief you are Entitled to all of the means to go far Well that's how flags and balloons sell cars That's how flags and balloons sell cars I won't forget the day I watched you drive away