Three men walk into a bar (And) the comedian starts He breaks the yolk of a laugh And sees the stiffening start The crew's not easily pleased And they're looking at me And they're looking at me The prophand lost my cue cards And i don't know when to laugh I'm paying no attention And i don't know when to laugh No-one to answer my riffs I hate the more i think He fights the bachelor war She reads an idiot board Life on an infinite lease? I'd rather pull all my teeth I'd rather pull