Burn the little panties Off of nubiles with a bunson burner Slim on that maturity but jeezus fuck Their tits are firmer Pick them up for grease 2 And by god their gone to drivers ed That's o.k. cuz mom will dork me In that queen size parents bed I sin for a living (x7) Friday afternoons at 1 You'll find me lifting pension checks From old codgers mail boxes Then on to corvettes sanyo tape decks Ripping off a blind man's tin cup Piss into a mountain dew He'll drink it down