We're in the basement, learnin' to bass
I got my electric and acoustic case
I'm bringin' extra Ds just in case they break
Julio Iglesias he takes the cake
We're gettin' funny in the back of my car
We were tellin' lotsa really good jokes
But something happened, I didn't know what
But I guess it's the way that it goes
I suppose
We're on the pavement, learnin' to pave
I'm feelin' really dizzy from the blood I gave
I lost about as much as I do when I shave
I gotta keep movin', I gotta keep movin'
And everybody wants to play guitar
Nobody wants to play the fish
I guess nobody wants to move very far
But they tell me all the time that they wish
Yeah they wish
Yeah the wish
Midnight at the Guantanamo room
Midnight at the Guantanamo room
I'm on a toilet, I'm learnin' to toil
I'm outta cellophane so I use tin foil
Girl took a whiz and she got a jock
Alright suga!
Go cat go!
We're gettin' funny in the back of my car
We were tellin' lotsa really good jokes
And my money's had a heck of a time
But I guess that's the way that it goes
I suppose
I suppose
Midnight at the Guantanamo room
Midnight at the Guantanamo room
Ah!