When I put on my codpiece, mascara and assless chaps, baby you gotta know it's pretty Oooh I'm wet like a saddle, and you can go tell all your girlfriends "Davey's coming in hot" If it's something that upsets you, offends you and you can't take it, honey Just remember I'm the fucking man Got my ticket punched by the Lord Make you call me daddy while you weep Girl, you know Women, you know Daughter, you know I'm coming, I'm coming, coming for you And so it's done, as I say: you'll die alone and barren For I am king, anointed 22And when you're king you get to make the rules no matter what So it's done