Up the duff and on the run Off to Blackpool, sand and sun She's got a buggy, for a baby She's a Red Light District lady He got a distinction in PE His Mum got nicked for his truancy Now he's a multiple offender She's a back-door fanny bender And in this day and age It's all the rage Rape and pillage and sexual slaves Aborted babies don't get, graves A sexual riot A sexual riot A sexual riot A sexual riot And you could call me crazy Stupid people been talking lazy And it's just a craze But even babies got babies these days And in this day and age It's all the rage Rape and pillage and sexual slaves Aborted babies don't get, graves A sexual riot A sexual riot A sexual riot A sexual riot He goes around the houses when he's looking for Johnny And he's the kinda guy who will take just what he needs I say he don't got time to get in a fight, he doesn't have a laugh And the bleeding time he's always acting daft And in this day and age It's all the rage Rape and pillage and sexual slaves Aborted babies don't get, graves A sexual riot A sexual riot A sexual riot A sexual riot