Sometimes you can't fight the powers that be You'll end up sleeping on your bathroom floor What with the late april showers and the 4 am breeze At least you got a place that's dry and warm You got ahead of yourself and now you're taking your toll Sit here indian style and sing your screeching weasel Complications aside, you're just a sick animal So lay your head where it leads you Sometimes i like to think there's a place we all go It's filled with chocolate milk and chips ahoy And with a good attitude we'll be kicking it soon Taking shots with walt disney I called my mom today, but it wasn't too nice She said, "thanks for the call, now get a grip on your life" I said, "i'm trying so hard, it's just moving so fast" These kinds of things scare me shitless And all of the while i've got a friend on the floor And i won't leave until he's counting sheep And in his bed, nice and warm And all the barf is cleaned I promise you'll wake with a smile 'Cause this happens to me once in awhile I'll sing you songs until you can open your eyes, Hold up your head and tell me you're fine