I like you more when you drink When you stop your morose and say horrible things I don't mind if you snore or you stink Or the times that I find dresser drawers in the sink When you knock on my door at a quarter to three And insist that no words are as important as these Promise change when I leave you And realize I no longer need you You cry and you beg and you lie And you say solemn oaths that I'll only see through Now you're alone in the garden Where the flowers don't grow, but the weeds do ♪ I like you more when you lie When you show up past ten in some sort of disguise Go on and on about wars and the spies And the kids and the dogs and the soldiers who died How the government plays us You talk so fast I don't get to say much When you stop and you cry with that sickly sad smile Saying no one is coming to save us No one is coming to save us The promise change when she leaves you And realize that she no longer needs you And you cry and you beg and you lie And you say anything that she'll only see through Now you're alone in the garden Where flowers don't grow, but the weeds do Now you're alone in the garden (Now you're alone) ♪ Oh child when will you learn Nobody cares how noble your intentions were Do you remember the first time you called someone sir? First time you used so profane a term Now you're alone in the garden alone