First time was a prophylactic until the sedative kicked in I'll never have sex again I think I'm just too stoned Well, I believe I took a knee just to see if I was breathing I'll never have sex again I think I'm just too stoned ♪ Slitting my wrist in breakfast clothes I date the reckless hos I notify the Briggs and Myers when it's technical I speak in voodoo prose Electrocuted toes A little short of blatant pop and watch your skin glow ♪ Marketing poses bleeds ads from our noses The utopian retard is pick pocketing fags in a park Armed with a spear and full keg of beer Me and some homies go drunkenly harpoon some cops Hey, you put that blow up in your skull man You'll feel less alone with a white lady caressing your heart Ride a pony in the snow sniff that polar bears toe Man you'll feel like a million fucking bucks