Boys please
Dinner's on me tonight
I am the host and
You're the parasite
Don't come any nearer
This is how we do
We do, we do it
Armed with nothing but
A dotted line and big blue eyes
Ominous, so ominous
Of surprise
Surprise, I'm not who you thought I was
So load that barrel boy
Your barrel boy
And put your horse down
She can't bear to run
You're as sleek as the words you speak
Now you're riding on the shoulders of the weak
I know you've got a habit
We're held as hostages
Blinded by appendages
I swore I'd make amends for this
We're held as hostages
Blinded by appendages
I swore I'd make amends for this
Sir, please, we're laughing at
Your crooked smile
How you've trained those teeth
To break my skin
Armed with nothing but
A dotted line and big blue eyes
So obvious and ominous of surprise
You're as sleek as the words you speak
Now you're riding on the shoulders of the weak
I know you've got a habit
We're held as hostages
Blinded by appendages
And I swore I'd make amends for this
We'll work as hostages
Caught behind appendages
And I swore I'd make amends for this
Gentlemen,
Your temptress has arrived
She's perfectly disguised
In black and white
With dollar signs
And dotted lines
And with my hands upon her hips
The notion of a kiss
The candles lit
I can't commit
This feather's dipped in ink
A tattoo that never heals
She's asking me to
Sign right here
(Sign right here)
Sign right here
I know you've got a habit
We're held as hostages
Blinded by appendages
And I swore I'd make amends for this
We'll work as hostages
Caught behind appendages
And I swore I'd make amends for this