A funny thing happened to me On my way over to the club the other night He's alive! I'm telling you, he's alive! He's alive! I'm telling you, he's alive! Why won't you listen to me? He's alive! He talks when I don't talk These jokes I've never heard before Why does everyone think I'm crazy? You put words in my mouth You stuck out my tongue you fuck, you stuck out my tongue Why don't you get it? You made me who I am And I'm in your blood, I am in your blood Why don't you get it? I hope you're satisfied Like the song, like the song of the same name What do you say? What do you say we get down, yeah we get down to this business now How can you be real when you're made of wood? How can you be real?! Keep talking, I'll find you Keep talking, I'll find you